An Inconvenient Lie

Al Gore created global warming.

Yes, its entirely true and I will prove it right here and now. So pull up a comfy futon and a pleasurable beverage and sit at the feet of your instructor...

Many of you (okay, I know "many" people is a gross exaggeration of my readership, but I digress). Many of you have probably seen Gore's propaganda film "An Inconvenient Truth". I have not yet seen movie but why should that prevent me exposing it as a cheap means of seeking political office.

See, Gore is a keen observer of the American political scene and surely he has noted that throughout that history (at least in the last four years) it has been a sure means of election to create a major crisis and claim to be able to resolve it. Actually fixing anything doesn't seem all that important, at least if you're already in your second term.

So what should we do?

It's simple. We need to refuse to vote for Al Gore. It's our duty as Canadians!

So, Gore created global warming. He personally invented it and will use his movie to ensure he gets to be president. A shrewd move isn't it!?!